I go on higher ed hook ups and girls chat with me and say they want to hook up but nothing ever happens! Wtf... Why can't it be easier so find a freak that wants to get in bed and be pleasured uncontrollably... Screw this messin around stuff and let's get to the action already!

You know what I don't get? It seems like everyone bitches about things like 'roommates not flushing' and 'roommates leaving dishes and food lying around' and etc etc. Sooo, if soo so many people hate it, how is it anyyyone does it? Half the ones that bitch about it are people doing it. Does that just mean everybody is a hippocrite? Or are we all just that dumb that we don't even notice when we are some of the same people who consistently do it?

To the two having sex in the room next to me, blasting your shitty music isn't covering up your moans well at all.

To the camera guy at Rocky Horror tonight:
I'm sorry I hit you with my toast. I didn't throw it white and it hit you in the rye. I hope you're not in a lot of grain and I hope you got oat of there okay.
This happened, but I like puns.

I finally thought I was over my ex. She was not on my mind at all, but I had a dream about her last night and every feeling came back. I can't get her out of my head now. She doesn't have feelings for me anymore(hence the break-up) and has moved on.
She really broke me. But apparently I still love her. Advice?

Ben J... that smile you have is killer. Keep up the good work sir :)

Dear Kyle who I always see in McPhee, I've wanted to talk to you for quite some time, but I'm way too shy to start a conversation :\ Just thought I'd let you know that you KICK ASS with your workouts every day, so keep up the good work :) maybe some day I'll get the confidence to say hi!!

I think I love my blankie more than I could ever love a man. Sometimes, late at night, when I'm snuggling with my blankie, I picture what a beautiful world it would be if I could marry it.