Monday, 17 February 2014 08:39 PM
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Just saying, I like short girls.
Monday, 17 February 2014 07:58 PM
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I'm usually pretty drunk whenever I'm on campus.
#wiscoprobs
Monday, 17 February 2014 07:52 PM
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One time my hemorrhoid really REALLY itched so I used my roomates tooth brush to itch it. I washed it really well so I hope we're still cool bud
Monday, 17 February 2014 06:51 PM
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To that lil blonde on the tredmill at Mcphee with the green shirt :) keep it up…admired
Monday, 17 February 2014 06:24 PM
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Whoever said that guys think about sex more than girls obviously never met me. Recently single and all I can think about is the hot sex me and my ex boyfriend used to have and how I need to get railed again soon. Damn.
Monday, 17 February 2014 06:23 PM
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When I took my notebook out in class there was a pube sticking out of the top. The person next to me definitely saw. No shame.
Monday, 17 February 2014 06:15 PM
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Today, I counted how many times my philosophy teacher said the word, "uh". It was 187 times.
Monday, 17 February 2014 05:21 PM
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I get really disappointed when someone on here talks about how beautiful, gorgeous, blah blah so and so is. That they have never met them but would like to. Then that person is tagged and they're actually hideous. Like tf are half of you thinking?