Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:18 PM
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I feel like getting into the gay or lesbian dating scene outside the internet is like getting into a private company. The only way in is by having an inside reference. What's a girl to do?
Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:01 PM
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Here's the thing, we hooked up this last weekend, and I do like you, but I've slept with so many people, I think I forget how to date them..
#sorrybabe you're a real catch, but I'm a nympho.
Tuesday, 18 February 2014 04:35 PM
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I really miss the feel of my ex's lips on my dick...She didn't give blowjobs all that often, but when she did, they were magical.
Tuesday, 18 February 2014 03:29 PM
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I hate how girls fricken congregate in the bathrooms. I'd like to shit in private please.
Tuesday, 18 February 2014 03:21 PM
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Fire the douche playing "My Nigga" at the BBC
Tuesday, 18 February 2014 02:56 PM
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honestly I just want to hang out with another girl and make out while my boyfriend is at work...FML
Tuesday, 18 February 2014 02:28 PM
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I don't understand people who put a lot of effort into looking good for class. Don't they understand how comfy leggings and sweatpants are...? Seriously.
Tuesday, 18 February 2014 12:55 PM
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Every night I help my roommate lotion her butt