So, what if someone confessed at Confession that they posted a confession on Confessions? Confessception, anyone?

Real talk, I want to fuck my coworker. Meow.

To whoever wrote the super nice Valentine's day-ish card and left it in a bathroom stall on the 2nd floor of Hibbard: Although some people probably think that's gross, I thought it was so nice. My week started off to be pretty rough and after being the lucky one to receive that card, it made me think about my week a little harder and realize it was just a couple of bad days. There could be worse, right? Thank you for the nice gesture and complete turn-around to my week. I'm definitely going to pay this forward.

To Caleb who works at pastabillities,
you are extremely cute and you seem like a really nice guy! Sometimes I get pasta just because you're working :)

I really want to fuck you right now but I said it was stressing me out but now I really want you. Really bad.

My ex boyfriend and I dated for about 3 years before we came to UWEC. We recently broke up and I've never dated anyone but him. I'm ready to meet new guys but I don't even know how to begin! Advice? And please don't say go out more, I've tried that and I find that I meet more tongues than actual men.

My significant other and I broke up recently... I can't get them out of my mind and it hurts like hell. I can't focus on studying and I don't want to eat. I know it's stupid but I am in love them and they ripped my heart out. I do not need to be in a relationship but when they end, no matter what, it sucks and I really never want to be in a relationship again. I am sick and tired of trying to find someone to spend my life with and coming up empty. What's the point in trying if all you do is get hurt. FML

Just walked into the mall high of my asssss. Badddd me**!! >:O