Can someone explain to me highered hookups? I realize I sound dumb, but I'm curious

I go weeks without watching porn and then one night I get incredibly horny and binge watch for hours. I just really need to get laid already. This woman needs a man that can last a while and satisfy her craving as well as if not better than she does herself.

Someone please tell me why gay guys all of a sudden just change their voice and talk all weird??? I can't stand it no one is just born that way. I don't care if people are gay I just don't get the voice thing. I can't wait to see how mad people get from this.

I like to put vacuum hoses down my shirt on reverse and pretend I'm a blueberry.

I honestly have thee best friends in the world! They are there for me at every turn, don't judge me for anything that I do and most of all, they are just as crazy, wild and complicated as I am!

My boyfriend only pays attention to me during sex. Any other time he wants nothing to do with me.

I need to not get so jealous about things!

Honestly, it drives me buts when I hear about people wanting to kill themselves. I know depression is a real thing at it changes the way you think but just find some help. To be honest I'm a little but hypocritical since I was beat as a child and still haven't sought help even though I really kind of need it. But I don't want to just off myself! If anything else just try to look on the bright side if things. Find a dream or a passion that can help you through it. Just do SOMETHING killing yourself is the cowardly way out. Sorry, just something I had to get it my chest. Keep on living people and have a great week!