This morning, while I was taking a shower, I got a sudden urge to take a caf poop. I was only a few minutes into the shower, so I couldn't wait until the shower was over. I was in the shower with the drain, so I quick squatted over it and proceeded to let loose. I call it the "waffle stomp"

I have purchased an ungodly amount of cute stuff from Victoria's Secret. Too bad there's no one to see it!

I'm studying abroad this semester and what I've learned is how to be able to party everyday and somehow still make to class. Eau Claire is gonna be turnt up when I get back. PS I'm hooking up with the hottest guy from cali...I love study abroad.

I was just walking out of Murray and some Towers kids threw dense snow balls at me. Like What the fuck is wrong with people. You can throw them against each other but why would you target someone minding their own business.

I still sing this when walking home from a girls house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Today, my hatred for the chancellor burns hotter than a Nazi furnace.

a cutie that smokes and drinks and digs old western literature. that'd be nice. cuddling wouldn't hurt either.

I think we should get a Pokémon tourney going on campus. I'm sure the turnout would be awesome.

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