Cheer leaders, you are the BEST part ever of a Basketball game.

To the ethnic looking girl running to her 10 AM in hibbard with hipster glasses and long brown hair, damn, I didn't know god made asses that perfect

My roommate and I were having a conversation about buttholes. "I can see your butthole" she said to which I responded "no you can't" then she said "I see your butthole in my sleep".....weirdest friendship right here

To the blonde girl whos always hanging out with Collin S. Is he yours? If not, can ya hook a guy up with his number? ;)

MRP ;-)

People don't give RESCOM and LTS enough credit. A lot of people complain or get upset with them, but look at it this way. Granted the "free" is worked into everyone's tuition, but its pennies on the $. Just being able to get my computer checked out and fixed for no additional out of pocket cost is great. Compared to a lot of other schools that don't offer any kind of free service like that is awesome. Sometimes it might not seem like they work hard or a lot, but they are still there when we need them. Be happy you dont have to go to Bestbuy where you get bent over the counter $ wise.

I really liked a guy until I saw what he was tweeting. I dont know how to deal with emotions so, honey, your overabundance of them make me uncomfortable. Whenever I make my awkward squawk noise that I do when I'm uncomfortable (difficult to explain), my roommate now says "he tweeted again didn't he?" Yes, he did. I have the emotional range of a teaspoon.

To the guys who had the lock in party this past weekend. Your wop still has me hungover today. Thank you!