From an otherwise completely heterosexual male: Neal on drums makes my pants tight.

Ladies of UWEC,
Stop chopping your bangs off.
Whether it is done professionally, by your roommate, or yourself in front of a mirror, you can't pull it off.
Your friends are lying when they say its cute.

Samantha W, you work at Mogie's. You are gorgeous, would i would do to tug on that newly blonde hair from behind!!

Taylor G, you are a drop dead gorgeous girl!! Just saying I would do so many dirty things to you!

Dear UWEC,
You know that round brush thing on your little tractor/cart things that is supposed to remove the snow? Yeah, all it is doing is polishing the ice.
Sincerely,
College Ice Skaters/ Ow!
P.S. Throwing sand on snow does not constitute as snow removal.
P.P.S. Luckily for you the City's snow removal pisses me off just as much.
P.P.P.S. It's been 5 days since it snowed. Come on guys! Si, se puede!

I'm a freshman girl who has had a little trouble finding friends so far because I don't drink. Almost everyone I meet drinks and that's just not something I'm into. I'm considering living on a substance free floor next year. I'd really like to know more about it and what it's actually like to live there. I'd love to make some friends who are substance free and I'm wondering if this is the way to go. :)

Today I walked in on my girlfriend washing dishes and rapping along with every word of an Eminem song. Anyone want to help me shop for a ring?

I just bought a new ukulele and for the life of me cannot get it tuned. I don't know if it's broken or if I did something wrong. Are there any guitar players or ukulele players who would mind taking a look at it for me?