I must confess that I think madi e is gorgeous!

I actually got up and left the lib because of the obnoxious girls talking loudly about boyfriend/annoying other friends/long distance issues?

There are two kinds of gays in Eau Claire: the slutty or the conceded. And if you're lucky, you'll get both. Since they've all dated or hooked up each other, Eau Claire is just one big cesspool of nasty. Needless to say, I will not be finding my Prince Charming here.

Android 4.4 kit Kat definitely makes android better than Apple, just saying

Seriously the only person I've hung out with this year is my boyfriend. I don't want to turn into "one of those girls" who ditches her friends for her man, but I don't really have any friends here haha, and it's hard for me to talk to people! I am nerdy and weird (good things) but also just too shy (bad thing). I would love to meet more people!

This is my last semester and I have no desire to be a student anymore. Grades are fine, classes are fine, but I have no motivation.

Dear Rob at the table in Davies during lunch, yelling about gun control, how cars kill people, how the medical industry purposely kills people and how your table mates will never become successful or influential,

You're a douche and should consider not talking anymore.

Sincerely,

Someone sitting at a table by you, attempting to eat peacefully.

I really need to find a FWB. The winter is getting long and I need sex.