I like to pick things up with my butt cheeks

I knew it was too good to be true. Can I just not hurt for a little bit? That would be awesome. Sincerely, Just Me. P.S. Fuck life. I want out

I like Nimrod better than American Idiot.

Lindsey from El Patio. You are one b-e-a-utiful woman. Are you single? I sure hope not!!

everyone needs to quit bitching about the condition of the roads and sidewalks... with the amount of snow and ice and days we've had with below freezing temps, it's ridiculously hard to keep up with and maintain. it all sucks, blah blah blah. find something else to talk about, quit complaining, chill out, because WE LIVE IN WISCONSIN

Alex K, you are the most beautiful young woman i've seen at this school. Both inside and out. I'm really glad I had the chance to get to know you a little.

I paid for a meal plan and i expect to get a meal, not this soup and bread bullshit

I am strongly considering purchasing a vibrator. The question is... do I tell my boyfriend that I want one? It's not that he isn't doing a good job, I am just horny A LOT and he can't always be there when I need him (for that). Also, I've never had one so any advice on what to look for would be fantastic!