And I saw you pick your nose and wipe the evidence on the chair... seriously who does that?

My boyfriend hates kissing... what is a girl to do...

My boyfriend just told me that he thinks that we will last for several years "at least," but I asked him why he is with me, just to see how he would answer, and he said "I don't know." What kind of sense does this make?

My confession is I don't have as much sex as people assume I do. I often hear that I come off as a "player" and guys always assume I get a lot of girls because I am a pretty good looking guy by most standards. The problem is I'm lazy and awkward. I can tell girls are judging me hard by the way I look when I approach them. So sorry guy friends that want to hit the town looking for girls. I'm far more interested in getting drunk. Not that I'm going to say no to a random hook. I'm just not going to beg for a yes.

I know it may be a joke, but I actually want a boner garage tattoo on my lower back. It would fit my personality well.

CHEERLEADING ISNT A SPORT **gasp**

Dear girl who got on the elevator with a walking boot. I'm sorry I was so inconsiderate, and didn't notice the boot. I didn't mean to offend you I'm just oblivious. Hope you forgive me.

Ps. Hope you enjoyed the pizza

I learned that I am very much the jealous type. I feel I would be over her otherwise, but the fact that she's already getting close with this other guy kills me