To the girl I puked on during sex: sorry about that...

The kid in the Pepsi shirt at Hilltop: Damn, man, can you dance.

Anybody want to get baked and watch sponge-bob or south-park?!? That's what I am doing this Saturday night #LonelyStoner #INeedSomeFrickenFriends

Brianna that just transferred from UW-Manitowac, I gave you a ride home Saturday night with your friend! I forgot to ask you for your number, could I have it? Yes, then like this! A girl broke my heart that night so that's why I lifted so my head wasn't on straight! Love to take you out on a date, show Eau Claire around too

For the guys I told to fuck off on the bridge last night, sorry. I've been going through some shit.

Emma L has the nicest ass I've ever seen at eau Claire. I stare at it every time you stand up in front of me during stats.

So I'm just wondering... are there any guys in this town that 1. Don't have some ridiculously terrible background 2. Don't do drugs 3. Know how to treat a lady and 4. Are single.... bc it really shouldn't be that hard... and I'm discovering it really is.

Whoever stole the lady bug rug from 3E in oak ridge, could you please bring it back? It was a gift for graduation and it's has a lot of sentimental value. Please return it and there will be no questions asked.