The only man who turns me on is married...

I like this guy. He used to go to my school but we never talked then all of a sudden we start talking. I don't know if he likes me because I always have this thought in the back of my mind that he is only using me to get closer to my friend (its happened before with a different guy). I dont know its just hard since we're both very shy.

a party is like 10 times better when at the end you have someone to snuggle with

Speaking of buses, the real question is... has anyone else almost died because of that one reckless bus driver?! I mean he's fucking ruthless. Like, those kids that tried too hard in gym class in High School. This isn't the Olympics bro, calm down. Just because you'd win in an accident, doesn't mean you'd win in a lawsuit. Word.

I kind of have a theory that the admin of this page is David, the UWEC secret admirers admin. Can the admin either dispel or confirm this?

[Admin]: Your theory is invalid.

Too many of my college stories start with, "that one time I ate a whole pizza".

I stopped peeing in the showers when I started my mornings by drinking a pot of coffee. People started wondering who goes in the showers to brew some Joe.

Woke up shirtless on the floor of a hotel room. Still can't find my shirt. #BacardiAmnesia