Let's take a moment to appreciate all the nursing major ladies. That's the kind of girl you put a ring on. They're smart, caring, hard-working and drop dead gorgeous. If you're lucky enough to get one, treat her well, because a lady like that doesn't come around often.

The dryer has a label that reads "Clean lint filter before operating." On the wall behind the dryer, there is a sign saying "Clean lint filter after using the dryer." Fitting, because I HAVE TO DO BOTH

I've been jerking off onto my roommates pillow every night this semester. He thinks he's just been drooling a lot at night.

All I want right now is a relationship. I miss having someone to hangout with, cuddle and watch movies with, and just talk to about like everything. Sometimes hanging out with the same people all the time is annoying. It's the same shit different day.

i'm really sick of guys making posts like "oh yeahhhh" and stuff on posts that express interest in female-to-female relations

If I don't have a roommate and I keep a rabbit in my room, what are the odds of being caught?

S/O to Megan, the short girl with brow hair who works at target, bc her winged eyeliner was so on point it deserves a fucking award.

I have piercings and tattoos and I'm proud of that.