I wasn't mad at you that we got pregnant. I was mad that I let my imagination believe that it might work.

I am so happy without you! I used to keep the ring to remind me of the love we once shared. Now, I just think its a nice piece of jewelery. It feels so good to let you go for good.

My friend got their laptop stolen at the library. So I sometimes leave expensive things on a desk and sit at a different desk and watch my things/ do a little homework. One day someone will come and take my belongings and I will punch them in the face (multiple times). So if any of you thieves try to steal at the library, please hope you don't take my things.

I ate the moldy cheese from the fridge and it tasted good.

I took the time to take revenge on you for dumping me by doing sexually explicit activities with your best friend. I need new coping mechanisms.

To the guy who comes into Crest pretty regularly with the tattoos: 1) Who are you? 2) Where have you been hiding? 3) When can we play?

My stomach is lactose intolerant and I am in love with cheesecurds.

Victim-blaming in cases of rape and domestic violence make my blood boil. Ya know what, victim-blaming in general... that survivor did not rape themselves. I am sick of the people perpetuating stereotypes about victims, survivors, and those who commit the crimes. I want to hear people speak up against domestic violence and sexual assault.