I think you're incredibly attractive, but I'm afraid you're way too smart for me.

I want you to express for yourself that you may like me:)

I'm so lonely.... Where are all the single ladies looking for a genuine guy? Please love me...

I really don't understand why people bitch and whine about Bio 221 because it's honestly not that hard. Every question on the test comes right off of the lecture slides. Just take a look at them and maybe.. I don't know.. Study? God damn, people.

About once a week while I'm working out I run for about 20 minutes at a pace way fatter than normal. When this happens I find that I can't go any longer because of my f'ing tits! It doesn't matter what bra I use, my tits are on fire; burning like needles won't stop poking my nipples.... please tell me i'm not the only one!!

I work out my left arm more at McPhees because I'm paranoid people will notice my right arm is bigger from all the masterbating I do

I'm coming to terms with what I truly am... I am a douche bag.

I sleep with a slice of bread on my face because I like the smell