I want to be that dad that sits in his study and smoke cigars

Okay so of the 16 or so people I sent a message to by looking at the likes on my recent post, maybe two people responded back, once again have been let down, can I find someone on here that actually cares to talk to a decent looking guy, I am not in school, and moved here recently so its a struggle :/

I like to post false and outrageous confessions so i can comment on them and gain brownie points with other people and meet new people

I am so sick of this school trying to shove feminist ideas down my throat. I am in no way a chauvinistic pig and I do believe in equal rights for everyone but right now I am concerned with getting an education in the actual subject I am supposed to be studying. Does anyone else have this problem?? And going along with this idea, I am sick and tired of being generalized as a sex raged demon that can think about nothing else but sex? By now you have probably figured out I am a guy, but no that does not mean all I care about it sex? You want to talk about sexism, that’s it right there.. Since I am going on a rant I might as well include that I hate that women often complain about being objectified as just walking sex machines, yes this is a horrible thing but the fact of the matter is if you want respect and change you have to actually be the change you wish to see. We as humans are built with an innate drive to reproduce, that’s something none of us can help but because of this when us guys see you walking around in pants that leave nothing to the imagination or shirts that show so much skin what do you expect. I am not saying dress like a prude but damn have a little respect for yourself and instead of just telling us to judge you by your personality, force us too. Alright rant over.

Jack T one of the refs at intramurals looking good

So I woke up super glued to the toilet seat in some random ass bathroom completely blacked out and the toilet was FILLED with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush then super glue my ass on the seat. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started overflowing with me still glued to the seat. So there I was, stuck to the toilet and being hit by wave after wave of other peoples poop.

In middle school one of my friends made me ask out someone. I only ever thought he was cute, I really liked his best friend. He came here this weekend, I wish I would have told me how I felt all those years ago.

Last weekend I hooked up with a girl. Mid blowjob this chick threw up all over my dick.
Worst. Blowjob. Ever.