Tuesday, 11 March 2014 10:40 PM
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Get ready to ride the Palomino stallion. That's right ladies, I have a mustache and I know how to use it ;)
Tuesday, 11 March 2014 10:29 PM
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Me trying to study: Oh look at this mess, I can't study like this. I'll just tidy up my room a bit. Then maybe clean the whole house. Then walk the dog. Then bake a cake. Then rescue Gotham city.
Tuesday, 11 March 2014 10:29 PM
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I'm on that ''I don't give a fuck diet.'' I've lost 10 assholes already.
Tuesday, 11 March 2014 10:27 PM
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I went to McDonalds, I put $10 on the counter and said, surprise me, because I never get what the fuck I want anyway.
Tuesday, 11 March 2014 10:11 PM
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I used to be 100% for abortions, until I found out that my parents wanted to have me aborted, but couldn't afford a proper medical procedure. Wow.. that kinda gets you thinking. I don't know how to feel about my life now.
Tuesday, 11 March 2014 09:49 PM
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One time I hooked up with a guy because he told me he was really into Star Wars. Later in the night he told me that he didn't really like it, he just wanted a reason to talk to me (I was wearing a Star Wars shirt) so I got up and left
Tuesday, 11 March 2014 09:34 PM
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I base my shower time on when I can see the most people naked in there
Tuesday, 11 March 2014 09:15 PM
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I have been so horny lately and I cannot seem to get rid of it.. I really just need a release, and I wish I could stop being so horny all the time... Any suggestions? I'm a woman.