I'm sick of being alone. My friends never want to hang out or do anything and I wanna get out there and do stuff! I'm a 20 year old female if you wanna hang out and maybe do something like this and I'll add you!

Jesselyn! I met you one time in govs and you told me your name and I totally forgot it. I felt really bad so I didn't want to say "hi" when I saw you. I found your student ID card though which is at the front desk of Davies now. The girl at the front desk said she'd email you but just in case I wanted to let you know. Also I won't forget your name anymore... Also you're pretty damn cute but I'm mostly posting this so you know it's there and to apologize for forgetting your name.

IS it okay for guys to be into cats? Mine is just so chill and easy going.

Zach Y., I want you to talk politics to me while I ride you and grasp that luscious hair of yours.

I am losing my fucking mind. There is so much stuff going on and I feel as though I'm being pushed farther than my limits go and that at any moment I'll just break.

So, one of my friends has been going through a really rough time, and I've been there for them the whole time through it, which is fine because they are one of my best friends. But what they don't realize is I hate seeing them like this and their situation affects me too. I guess I just want someone to tell me that it will all be okay for once, instead of me always saying it.

I am so sick of the people that ride the bus! everyday I have to either walk through a puddle or through a snowbank/ice to get to my class because RUDE people block the entire sidewalk off when the bus is there. now that it's warming up it shouldn't be so hard to catch a bus, so please give others space to walk on the sidewalk, you don't need to all hoard into groups before getting on. thank you.

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Wait, why and when the hell did I join this site!?