Jamie t. Whats your number i see you around campus alot and your gorgeous. Id love to take you out sometime

My pee smells like coffee...

Im fascinated with the Malaysia flight 370 story. Where the hell is this plane?

Shout out to the guy wearing the EC hockey jacket coming out of Phillips that stopped to ask if I needed help with the door. You made my week and I hope to see you around.

Everyone is all: "I'm going to florida!" or "I'm going to Europe!" and I'm sitting there like "I'm going to watch Netflix.."

i'm right-handed, but i like to give handjobs with my left. #ambidextrous

So I wrote the confession about how it's sad that UWEC cares so much about D3 hockey. The amount of passive aggressive and overtly aggressive comments and likes it got really exemplifies the issue I was trying to bring up. We are not in high school anymore. Someone says something negative about the perceived "cool kids" and the ATTACK ATTACK air raid sirens go off and the internet fly-boys and girls scramble the Apaches to defend them it really shows the immaturity of some of this campus. Had I talked shit about ACM or the biology club nearly no one would have batted an eye. But talk shit about a sport and white knights come out in droves to defend in the hope of some recognition from the "popular kids".

I think I'm falling for this girl. Problem is, I have a girlfriend.