If you think a class is easy, I'm happy for you. What doesn't make me happy is when I tell you that this class is a real struggle for me and you just laugh and say how easy it is for you. In the words of Stephanie Tanner, HOW RUDE!!!

I really really wish I could fart in front of my roommate.

Do the bus drivers make their own schedule or something? Cause that little blue pamphlet is not very accurate apparently...

To the idiots who told my Spanish professor to make our class harder... I HATE YOU. First of our all, our professor is SUCH a nice guy. Way to shit all over him. If you wanna learn more, read the damn book and go to office hours. Some of us are not Spanish extraordinares and we are not feelin like killing our GPA because some people in our class are fucked up masochists. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OMG omg OMG. fuck you dumbasses. OMG

I'm scared of losing my boyfriend, but I'm going to fight to keep the best thing that's ever happened to me.

People who have the bottles with the mixer springs in the bottom after they "workout".. Talk about annoying.

I love sending titty pics and I have my nipples pierced, problem is no one asks me for pictures! #missingout

I cant stand when people expect the solution to their problem to be served to them on a silver platter. We're college kids, we're supposed to be the smartest group of people on the planet, so use it! Have a problem? Go figure out a way to fix it! Low on cash? Get creative! The world's greatest people went out on their own to improve life and innovate, they didn't wait for shit to come to them. Use your problems as motivation, not a reason to feel sorry for yourself.