Sam in Acct 301...we all get that you are smart. But seriously, can you stop talking over the professor and answering every question before he even finishes speaking? The rest of us don't even have time to process what is going on before you're blurting out the answer. You're brilliant, okay? Now let the rest of us "slower" people have a chance to think things through. Thanks.

To the fuckhead in Horan shining a laser into the caf tonight...I'm gonna castrate you and hang your balls on the gum tree! How do you like them gumballs?

I just realized that if I died in my dorm room, no one would find me. I don't have a roommate, I no longer have a boyfriend, and my friends are basically non-existent. What a wonderful feeling...

So I've been trying to lose weight I've changed my diet, and drinking lots of water, I even have a gym membership and go everyday. I just feel like everyone stares and judges me at the gym. Yes, I am bigger but shouldn't ypu be supporting me because I'm wanting and more determined than I have ever been to lose weight

Madeline who lives in Murray, damn... that's all I have to say

Hope H I don't understand how you can be so nice to everyone but keep it up! You just need to be a little louder and you'll make a huge difference in this world

After you say I love you how long do you wait to hear it before your done trying?

I feel like the easiest way to tell a girl is physically attracted someone is when you're at the gym and you make direct eye contact with a girl for more than 2 seconds, then she wants you.