8th floor second room in with the green laser, fuck off. we already have boyfriends. #orgy #awkward

To the guy who confessed he wanted someone to write a confession about him: Why would you want that? Haven't you noticed that half of this page is about desperate guys who are too afraid to ask a girl out and the other half is about drunk people shitting off the bridge.

so there's this girl on my floor, a super hot red head, and she's on the prowl... boys, get at her she's single and ready to mingle

The photo of the year.
https://twitter.com/BadgerMBB/status/449373081484529664

went out wearing a suit last week. Everything Barney Stinson ever said was right!

I have emotional dreams where I am reconnected with my exes. Not all at one time but it feels so beautiful to be wrapped up in that moment in that dream. The next day I am devastated.

There's this cute little man i always at the caf. You're usually around two other guys with brown hair. I think one of their names is Brad?? I would love to get to know you or just give ya a little somethin ;)

When you walk up the hill without a backpack or anything else and it feels like a piece of cake...