I recently cut a person out of my life completely. Probably makes me a horrible person, but I will not return their phone calls, texts, snap chats etc. I just don't have the guts to tell them that they make me uncomfortable, because as much as I tell them we can be friends and I am not interested. But no doesn't mean no anymore I guess. They continue to ask me out and ask me if I like them more than a friend. Sorry, but bye. I'm done with feeling uncomfortable.

I want Nate P all over my body. Right. Now.

To the dark haired, super cutely short girl on the LDF trip. Social work major who wants to work with military kids. I couldn't keep my eyes off you today. You're crazy gorgeous and nice. Wish I'd gotten your name at least.

To the UWEC girl who bought the Take Action Emergency Contraception product in Walgreens today (3/28). I hope I didn't embarrass you when I smiled, I was just thinking of the "Don't ask me to eat you out if you'd had an abortion" joke.

I have an enormous crush on the cute blonde girl in McIntyre who pushes the book cart around and shelves them. You are adorable. And I love you.

Bird-Girl and Stormageddon, are you two a thing? It seems like you might be, based on the wierd glances to each other. If not, we should get a drink sometime.

Saw a recent post on here that made me want to weigh in on the whole nice guys finish last thing. Okay so here's what's up, my fellow single men, coming from a guy who is always considered to be the nice guy who finishes last... all I have to say is wait it out. If you go out there and search for an ideal woman and come up empty handed time after time again don't be discouraged. I'm a firm believer in the concept that there's someone out there for everyone and there truly is if you look in the right places. You'll get the happiness you deserve someday, don't stress about the rejection and the lack of progress you might be experiencing. See if they reject you, that simply means that for that particular instance that it just wasn't your time. No sense in beating yourself up over it, get back up on that horse you just fell off of and keep trying! What you gotta do is simply show a bit of patience. Allow me to put it into a corny, overly used, but easy to understand metaphor. There's plenty of fish in the sea... but sometimes you just have to wait for an undefined period of time before you get that prized catch. Don't give up men, there's hope for all of us who are going through this whole life thing solo at the moment (emphasis on AT THE MOMENT).

Teddy, you are my dream punk boy.