Guys are stupid
Girls are crazy
Relationships suck
Lets just fuck

For the fuck head that called in 522 menom last night, I hope you get your shit rocked, just cause you don't get let in doesnt mean you should fuck everybody else over. #pussy

I cant wait to see Bo Ryan hoisting the national title trophy next Monday night. Call me crazy but I have a hunch.

What's the #1 way to freak a girl out? DICK PICS
Unless she asks for it, keep your pecker in the pen.

There's so many hot guys on campus I really wish as a gay dude I could tell even one of them how I feel. Theyre straight so I get that I got no chance but still. Wouldn't be so bad but all the gay dudes here are either sex craved pervs on hookup apps or are so socially awkward that you can't talk to them for 5 minutes without cringing.

I feel so bad for the people sitting in the caf by themselves, we should have a group of people that randomly sit next to them and see if they need company. I know it would make some peoples day happier and better:)

I don't even know what just came out of my butt.

Last night I brought a guy over to have sex and while we were doing it I couldn't stop farting so I kept moaning louder hoping he wouldn't notice and I guess it worked cause he wants to hook up again :)