I lost my ID Friday night. I'm hoping whoever got ahold of it is nice enough to return it instead of using it as a fake.

I am a boy and I love being fucked. I am my boyfriend's little bitch and I am completely alright with that.

I've cried myself to sleep every night this past week because the love of my life left me for someone else and blames me for it. The one guy I've liked since won't even look at me and avoids me at all costs. I'm so stressed with not having a job and my grades are dropping. I feel so anxious and the one way to release all these emotions puts my life at risk. Sometimes I feel like giving up. I just don't know what to do anymore...

I never knew you would be one to talk badly about me behind my back. Really I view you in such a pathetic way. I just don't know why I'm still trying so hard just to get your acceptance as friends. Makes me really wonder if you're really worth my time!

I just LOL at the sorority and fraternity people because they honestly think they are better than everyone else. Actually no. Your shit stinks too. P.S. Greek isn’t chic.

Glad to hear you were making me sound shittier than the real person I am. Oh well!

Honestly wish we could just be friends and enjoy each other's company! Why does that have to be so difficult.

Mr. Jake J.

You apparently spend a ton of time on here commenting and whatnot, so I know you're reading. Based on your comments, you fit the bill. As long as you're over 6 foot, Get. At. Me.