In my class today, someone mentioned a possible conspiracy theory. Based on my professors reaction, I believe the conspiracy theory even more.

I'm glad you graduated, and I don't carry you with me anymore, I've decided to forgive you. However, "Lastima" or pity if you prefer, that's all I will give you no matter what you do. Just need to say it.

If I didn't know better you could say the Hickory vs. South Bend state title game in the movie Hoosiers strangely resembles the upcoming WI vs. Kentucky game. Uniform colors are similar, Hickory starting five white guys, South Bend starting five black guys. Bo Ryan is basically a Norman Dale disciple, Kaminsky is Chitwood, Traveon could pass for Ollie with his shit shooting form. Jesus Christ if there was ever an omen this is it. This is what I think about in college.

I always have some change in my pocket everywhere I go around campus. If I see someone's car getting ticketed for expired time, I just walk over and put a couple dimes in.

Katie T is the hottest girl on campus by far. Every time I see her I have to hide my boner

MOLLY B DAT ASSSS THOOOOO!

Tabi, that hot sexy caf worker mmmmmhmmmm yum

I always want to go to trivia in Hilltop on Fridays, but my friends think it's lame, so I never go..