This is to the idiot wearing black who decided to skateboard across Clairemont on 4/2 at about 8:00pm while our light is still green. You are lucky that I didn't hit your ass. Try to be a little smarter. I shouldn't have to slam on my brakes for you.

Why does it seem so hard to find a girl who wants to go out on a date these days? Can't a guy treat a girl to a nice dinner in hopes of getting to know her more? What's so hard about that? Ladies, please like this if you'd like to go out to dinner with a nice/down-to-earth guy.

don't you just love finding out that you gained a new eskimo sister over the weekend?

I farted so loud it woke me up.

I have absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life or what I want to major in and it scares me to death that I won't ever figure it out. I feel like I'm wasting all my time and money here.

I saw a guy wearing yellow shorts with a grey and white striped shirt today (4/2) - you were really good looking, but I think you had a hickey...I really hope not, cause I would love to get to know you better ;)

Taking 18 credits this semester wasn't very smart, even though I pretty much have to for my major. Not sure how I'm going to finish the semester with a decent GPA...

That awesome moment when you start sleeping with your door locked because your psycho roommate starts throwing knives in anger.