Why does history always have to repeat itself. All I want I two hour of your time to go out and have fun and be social. But the answer is always no.

Toppers Pizza delivery guy, you delivered to me on Water Street about 1am, I asked you if you were gay and you said no, i told you that was too bad and you said a compliment was a compliment. It really is to bad, I was literally ready to pull you inside and get on my knees. You're cute, if you change your mind I hope I see you again lol.

I really want a Tikker.

To Horan Hall residents: how about you fucking switch your laundry and empty the dryers when you're done!

I recently did a lingere/boudoir shoot, and I absolutely loved it. Too bad my family would disapprove, so I can't really show anyone..

I judge people based on their footwear.

I laugh internally everytime i see someone wearing Beats headphones. Way to spend $200 for the quality of a $50 pair.

To the hot Asian on the drunk bus, making out with the other hot girl, I hope you're a lesbian because I'm into Asian girls.