I am a perpetual third-wheel. Someone save me.

I sometimes wonder if I have autism/aspergers. I'm not sure if I could handle knowing that if I did though. I've accomplished so much this far, and I think I'll get tested after I get a job and retire to see if I succeeded despite my condition.

I think I have a crush on one of my guy friends, I think he's got a crush on me too. But, he's never said anything directly. Should I tell him? I don't even know how to tell him. I'm leaving in a few weeks, so I feel what's the point? Any advice?

Your girlfriend broke up with you, and you don't understand why, is that right? Well fuck off, but here's some expert advice at no charge. She's sick of your pansy ass and your bs, you're lucky she didn't figure you out after the first date. Do yourself a favor and grow a pair the next time you consider taking a girl out. Don't get me started on the guys who post here looking for fellow gamers or are looking for women to watch Harry Potter with. "Im a Blugold," no, the theme should be, "im a pussy."

When I go home to visit my family I get more excited to see my 2 dogs than my actual family. Don't get me wrong, I love my family a lot, it's just that, I can't talk to my dogs on the phone....

Naps are the best part of the day.

I enjoy making extremely weird faces at other drivers in cars next to me when I'm a passenger until the car is no longer in sight.

To the girls screaming in Sutherland about the basketball game, just because your team isn't winning does NOT excuse your racist language. Racist slurs are NEVER acceptable and you need to grow up.