I'm paying my way through school by being a camwhore. No one knows about it yet. Why should I get a real job when I can make over $100/hour with minimal effort?

I met this girl at shenans. I think her name was Morgan. She was absolutely gorgeous and was very nice. We talked a little bit she was with her friends and I didn't see you again. I wish I would have asked for your number.

Ok lets be honest. I don't like to wear clothes!!

I wonder when the admin will post my confessions

I fucking hate toe thumbs

To the guys who told me I was cute on Friday the 11th at night in the parking lot, I know you were baked, but it made my night. So thanks:)

Enough about Frozen already, good LORD. I am definitely in the minority here, but it really wasn't that impressive, and it's annoying how it's everywhere.

I passed out in Centennial today, and a few people were really helpful to me. They were not obligated in any way to stop and take time out of their day to make sure I was okay, but they did and I am very thankful to them.
I hope some of you are reading this, because I didn't think to get your names at the time.