Holy monkey the river is high! I could honestly stand on the bridge all day and just stare down at the water. It's quite mesmerizing!

So what there's snow in april. So what the sky is gray. So what you have to wake up early for an 8AM. You better thank the Lord you are alive today, because i kknow too many people who would have loved to live long enough to see this day, and all the inner beauty each day holds.

Jared W your girlfriend is one lucky girl.

I pretended my phone was dead to avoid a date because the guy said "let me know when i should cum over"...seriously, you didn't see it was spelt wrong?

I find rape jokes appalling, unacceptable, and disgusting.

Unsolicited advice is fucking annoying.

Ok, I officially love stats since my professor played and sang American Pie and We're Never Getting Back Together in math vocab.

Robby R is sooo unbelievably sexy. ;)