Monday, 14 April 2014 05:12 PM
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I think there are more undercover cop cars than civilian cars in Eau Claire. I see new ones every single day and it kind of freaks me out.
Monday, 14 April 2014 04:43 PM
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to the girl with the dinosaur shirt in my psych 100 class. You are the parasympathetic division in my autonomic nervous system. - your bespectacled admirer
Monday, 14 April 2014 03:47 PM
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Guys seriously do not understand the shit we go through to look pretty. Every week I have to legit use a cream to dissolve my mustache and every two days I need to pluck my eye brows and chin hairs because I am Italian and German and therefor have way too much hair.
Monday, 14 April 2014 03:47 PM
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Those same Mormons asked for a prayer from me on the spot. I think I ended up saying "God, take care of these fellow righteous dudes as they journey through the EC."
Monday, 14 April 2014 03:45 PM
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I convinced 2 Mormons that my house was haunted. For a couple of hours I let them sweat on my porch about ghosts. They prayed. I laughed.
Monday, 14 April 2014 03:42 PM
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In the morning when I put on my bathrobe and have a towel on my head, I open my curtains and secretly pretend I'm the Pope.
Monday, 14 April 2014 03:21 PM
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To the blonde hottie at McPhee on 4/14 at around 5 wearing the grey t-shirt and black shorts complete with black Nikes, you're really cute.
Monday, 14 April 2014 01:56 PM
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I'm pretty sure that my dream girl will be a librarian. Nothing better than a girl that likes to be around books.