Sometimes, when my nose itches, I pick it and leave it on the bottom of a desk. I can't be the only one who does that.

To the blonde guy that works at Best Buy, just wanted to let you know you're really nice and super cute! You were talking to me the other day about Direct TV while my friend was brousing through movies haha keep doin what you're doin! :)

I just need to find a girl this summer that likes working out, camping, drinking, and Harry Potter. Is that too much to ask?

drunk txtd the hottest guy ever and told him just how sexy he is-I don't even care because I was just pointing out a blatantly obvious fact ;)

The blonde girl in my hist 114 at noon, you are so damn cute and I wish I had sat at your pod at the beginning of the semester.

number 12 on the mens hockey team has got me feelin some type of way, love to get me a piece of that ass

To the bitch on the fifth floor of Towers South dorms yelling at your mom on the phone,

Have you forgotten that she gave birth to you? That half of what you are giving alcohol poisoning every fucking weekend is hers? Have you forgotten that regardless of the stupid shit you did, she's going to love you?

The lack of respect you showed her today (4/15/14), was bullshit. If I had her number, I'd fucking apologize for you. You make me sick. Honestly.

Sincerely,

Tired of people disrespecting the very people who gave them everything.

The single life is hard I just miss cuddling after a bad day