ok so i have tried three times to post a confession about my wet dreams i have about this band Goo Maid and i was wondering if i should let the band know about the dreams this Friday at their House of Rock Show....do you think they would be wierded out or turned on?

I feel like I know the Midwest so well that I can 'sense' when the weather is going to be inclement. Like, "Oh, it is definitely tornado weather today." Or some shit like that.
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I fart proudly and admit it.

I feel like the guys who post themselves seeming ideal (ie "I want a meaningful relationship full of cuddles and I care only about personalities) are secretly serial killers luring victims. Then again, I'm a basement dwelling neckbeard.

I'm a single guy looking for a girl wouldnt mind going to the gym with me. A girl who appreciates me for me and actually would work at a relationship. Most of all I want to find a girl who would take dance lessons with me. Ballroom, swing dance, or even the tango.

Some of these confessions just make me sad, you don't want a "nice guy"...why doesn't any one like the nice guys anymore?...I guess if you're in to guy's not respecting or appreciating you, and treating you like a girl that's up to you, that whole "bad boy thing" that's fine, but ladies, if you really want a man to treat to like a real women, get at a nice guy, cause guess what, they're the guy that's gonna be there and stick it out with you when things get too hard for the "bad boys"... shout out to all my nice guy brothers out there, that girl that you like, she may be chasing around all these guys who don't treat her the way they should, but we know how to treat a women, and sooner or later she's gonna be wishing she hadn't taken you for granted... and she can only hope that she's lucky enough that some other girl that appreciates you for who you are hasn't snatched you up already. #niceguysdontfinishlast

Wasn't really prepared for all this "AND" stuff. Oh well, at least I know my tuition money is being spent very wisely by printing out a three letter word all around campus.

I've never understood why football is called soccer. What you call football involves using your hands most of the time!

- English BluGold