Am I the only guy that has separate deodorant sticks for his armpit and grundle?

I really want to have casual sex with this guy, but I'm a virgin and don't want him to know. Is it wrong to hook up with another guy, who knows I want to lose my virginity so I'm prepared with him?

Whoever was playing Six Feet Under The Stars outside of towers last semester: please come back. It was wonderful.

I've done the stairs around 500 times, and I still can't conquer them without getting winded.

I think I actually found someone on Tinder.

I have some questions about consent:

Feminists and many women I know say that no means always means no.
I once saw a woman with a sign that says "I need feminism because no always means no, but sometimes yes means no."

Yet, the men they like to have sex with tell me that no doesn't mean no. They tell me that the way women say no occasionally, or even usually, means yes. Sometimes they use the James Bond line, "50 nos and a yes means yes." So does no sometimes mean "I want to say yes, but not yet?" I have never seen a woman seem unhappy about their eventual yes to these men, by the way. In fact, the men that have an "optimistic" view of what no means are the ones who I've seen make women the happiest.

I'm not the type to keep trying after one no. I'm also the type who hasn't been laid in over a year. Still, the question I have is: When does no mean yes? When does yes mean no?
And why the fuck would anyone say what they don't mean?

My current thoughts on the matter can be summed up as this: Men are trying to have more sex than they do. Women are trying to not admit how much sex they have. This is programmed into our nature, and people like other people who behave the way their nature tells them to.

Dear blue shirt guy,

Sitting by the left door with your head resting on your hand in geography 111. You are a beautiful masterpiece. The way you chew gum is sexy. I'd like to show you a good time... but I am taken... a girl can dream <3

Just found out my roommate is bulimic... Not because she told me but because I can hear her puking in the bathroom while she's "showering"... I never understood how my friends felt when I told them I was bulimic until right now... To my friends: I am so so so sorry I made you feel like this, I'm getting better with it and I promise you I will try even harder to over come this. .