To the girl who was at the stoplight near the liquor store heading towards the hill, you had three kids in the back dancing like crazy, and you saw me laughing and looked embarrassed. It was super funny and you were incredibly beautiful :) hopefully I'll see you again!

-Dude in the truck also stuck at the light

I pick my nose a lot

Most times after i take a dump, I like to stare at it and even name it. Then i usually leave it for someone else to admire and flush.

I don't understand the "Basic Bitch" concept. It seems so stupid, judgemental and pointless. Someone explain why this is a thing?

Where are all the bearded guys at??? Not just a little scruff either, because that doesn't count. I want a real man with a beard!

The parking lottery is such a fucked up system. I'm going to be a junior and I can't even get a parking pass. What a joke.

The first thing I do every morning? Take a big poop.

Any ladies like to cuddle, watch movies, eat homemade food, and receive back massages that lead to incredible sex?