I have never had an orgasm while having sex, but have definitely had many, many orgasms in my life.

This is my first year here and it would be wonderful to find a really serious relationship. The only problem is I do not find myself particularly religious. It makes me feel awful but I almost automatically think that a relationship would not work with someone who is religious. I don't know if it's the rule following (my apologies if that is not politically correct) or the believing but I just think that if I am with them they won't see me as good enough for them. I guess my confession is that it scares me to fall for someone who shares different views on something so important in life and when raising children. I guess it is just overwhelming because I am so surrounded by people who are involved with religious groups on campus.

Today I made an account to find a sugar daddy. I've hit a new low #brokecollegegirlproblems

Okay, I like 'the power of and' because to be honest.. it pairs well with UWEC. We already don't have a fucking clue what our mascot is AND now we've got a conjunction as our 'brand'.

Everyone get over it AND have a drink.

Look, look how fun I just made 'the power of and' there!!

Plus, I think stout's motto is like 'Get your hands on your future'.. would you rather have that one? Get your hands all up in and on your future?

I love to take Buzzfeed quizzes while I poop.

I had a threesome and my boyfriend wasn't part of it.

Date me. Don't flirt with me and then tell me you aren't interested in anything long term. If all you want is sex, I don't need you. Simple as that. I don't care if you're "new at this." Grow some balls and tell me what you want. Cause this whole whiny, newbie, attempt at seduction is making my lady boner go away really fast.

If I had a girlfriend, I'd probably spontaneously buy her certain clothes just because, as a guy, I can't wear them.
#vaginaenvy