I picked up a dollar on the way home and it was full of human shit. I put it into a detergent water to get rid of the shit. Then I donated it to Sojourner House. Is it a bad thing?

I confess that I cant stand people who cyberbully or troll people on the internet! Yes I do believe people should lighten up and enjoy jokes but when you are intentionally doing it to be rude or for who knows why I hope it comes to bite you in the ass. Go say it to peoples faces and then see how many people think it's funny or how many friends you have left after youre a complete jerk all the time.

Dear guy at the caf, you look half asian and you were wearing red plaid. Please tell me you're single and love yourself a brunette ;)

You know you have a good roommate when they cheer when you come back after the weekend and give you Starbucks brownies

The cutie bigger boy wearing the red nike mr. Clutch shirt around 3:30pm on Tuesday 4/22 at Wendy's ....I couldn't stop looking at you!

-the girl in the leopard shirt

To all you dudes out there commenting on larger peeps:

Hooray for whoever posted the "Sick of the fat phobia" earlier today! I am a big lady. I eat pretty okay, work out, and I'm fine with it. But if you feel the need to nose yourself all up into my business and judge my personal life, I will crush you between my giant knockers.

Sincerely,
Shut yourself up before I do.

P.S. Have fun motorboating your B-cup girlfriend. #bye

My boyfriend and I just broke up.. I'm feeling really down and could use a friend..

My heart goes out to the guy that wiped out on his bike this afternoon, you are one tuff guy. I hope you are okay!