I want to go outside and play and enjoy spring, but my depression sets in when I realize I have no friends in the dorms to go out and play with.

who is that short brunette girl in the Marching band (dance), who is always wearing a fancy lace on her hair around campus? I think you're always at Crest in the morning. Girl you're pretty, just let you know.

I think it'd be great to throw textbooks at people who have full phone conversations and speak unnecessarily loud in the 24 hour lab

I can hear the roommates next door to me in Towers having lesbian sex almost every night. Don't stop, please! KEEP. HAVING. SEX. But don't do it against the wall!

To whoever said "It really makes me mad when people correct grammar mistakes. It comes of incredibly pretentious. We get it. You're an asshole and you want to look smart. "Proper grammar" is completely arbitrary. Stop correcting people and get over yourself."
Think about this: There is nothing more annoying than someone in their early twenties that doesn't know how to use correct grammar. Maybe people wouldn't feel the need to correct them if they would just use the grammar skills they learned in second grade.

You guys... this is serious.. What is our mascot's name?!

Lately I have been having nightmares about drawing the perfect circle, but as everyone knows, there is no such thing as a perfect circle.

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I forget that I have eyes, so I just stumble around blindly until I remember to open them.