Girls just want a guy who will treat her like a lady but fuck her like a slut.

I know this post was a while ago, but to the person who said that all girls on this campus have the same hair (long, straight, dark and shiny) and think that we should be more "creative" with it, I just wanted to say fuck off. My hair is naturally dark and stick straight and it's shiny because I take care of it. If you want to come over to my room every morning and do my fucking hair for three hours be my guest. It won't curl for anyone, and I'm not about to waste my time trying to make it curly because I'm not here to make sure I look cute every damn day, I'm here for an education. Ok, rant over.

I want to exterminate my relationships with my current room mates.

So I went to a catholic high school and me and my friends didn't really drink. Now I live in a party house and have experienced true levels of drunkenness. Then whenever I talk to them about drinking they're all like "yeah I had four beers once at this party with, like, 20 people."
And I'm just sitting there like "You know nothing, Jon Snow."

I would tap the whole womens soccer team. O my word.....

I walk back to my home alone at 3:00 AM every night I party and secretly I wish that someone would try to mug me so I could at least have someone acknowledge me.

I pick my nose.

I'm a UW COlleges student transferring to UWEC next year, and all I want is to be there. I don't even want summer, just to be out of my house and into my new home of EC where I can actually work on achieving my goals instead of just feeling trapped.