My room mates significant other is at our house every day and the s.o. has requested oral sex more than once from me. I am afraid to tell my room mate.

I hate those people who celebrate their stupid ass half month anniversaries. People be like "Happy 2 week anniversary" "happy 5 month anniversary" "happy year and a half." Good for you but uh look up the definition of an anniversary.. indicating an ANNUAL event.

I like being the big spoon at night. In the morning I prefer to be the little spoon.

Switching to tater tots was the best decision Blu Flame Grill ever made!

To the guy in Davies that I accidentally elbowed: I'm really sorry that I made you spill your food and get a stain on your shirt. You were so nice about it but I was still super embarrassed! Thanks for being so understanding, and I'm really sorry!

I don't think tattoos need to have some deep or profound meaning behind them... It's self expression same as piercings, hair cut/color, clothes, music, and make up. Yeah, maybe you can't take it off at the end of the day, but why would you want to? Be proud of the skin you're in and the art you put on it.

The one is out there somewhere, right? #lonely

To the guy puking in the 3rd floor Hibbard bathroom this morning, I hope your night was fun last night.