I should hate you because of your selfishness and heart full of anger. Yet I hate myself because I continue to love you.

I support the message of the Slut Walk on campus. The name isn't the best, but the message is important. Glad I'm living in Putnam with assholes who were yelling "fucking hippies" repeatedly at the participants. I'm so ready to move out of this dorm.

I have viewed myself as fat since I was 10 because my step-mother convinced me I was basically a whale. 10 years later and I have now realized I have great legs, a pretty nice ass and am about 150 pounds lighter than her. But actually, what type of person convinces a kid she is fat when she's not! I never was! Well, I ate cake for the first time without feeling guilty for the first time in 10 years yesterday. I like cake. Cake is a great thing. Yay for positive body images!!

To the girl in the red shirt with blonde hair who forgot her Blugold that I let in to Govs on Friday, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're beautiful.

I hope someday I find a woman who actually loves me and doesn't fake it

My girlfriend doesn't like to give head and I'm ok with that because I love so many other things about her.

Ryan W. Marry me. Please.

I bring my own TP on campus with me. The stuff in the stalls is 1-ply. I've been to gyms and airports that at least have the courtesy to have something adequate. Might sound crazy, but my charmin is better (and cleaner) than the school-furnished sandpaper #everybodypoops