I hate when there are multiple girls in a profile picture, because I can't tell which one I'm trying to creep on.

The best album ever is Hootie and Blowfish's 1994 album Cracked Rear View. Let Her Cry, Hold My Hand, Time, Only Wanna Be With You.

I think it is a shame that I can't have my girlfriend over to my apartment anymore because my roommates and neighbors are such assholes and are so loud all the time that she feels uncomfortable being here. Whenever she used to come over, my roommates and neighbors insist on being loud and obnoxious. Whenever they have girls over, I stay out of the way and let them have their space. Why is it so hard for them to return the favor? Thank God this semester is almost over!

you're fat and tacky and i wish you would stop getting high every day and eating wings. you're gross. lol

I still use heelys

I want to give a shout out to DJ Nick from Relay. Greatest man alive. Thoughts and prayers out to you and your family as you guys help each other through the loss of your mother. Love you man.

I'm taken, he's taken, but I would just like to give a shout-out to Brent B and all his sexiness!

Im a male dancer with a bad body.