Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:48 PM
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[redacted]'s attempts to pick me up were a complete fail. The dude reached out and tried to touch me on my face when I said no. Then he tried to slap me. In the end, he ended up scratching my eye.
Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:45 PM
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My toes are always cold. My favorite thing to do at night is to stick them between the thighs of my partner to warm up my toes.
Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:44 PM
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I am always hungry.
Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:44 PM
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I am the crankiest mother fucker when I haven't had my food.
Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:07 PM
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Whenever my roommate is gone I blast music and practice shaking my naked butt in the mirror. No shame.
Sunday, 27 April 2014 03:51 PM
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Charles who was at shenans on saturday night, you are adorable. Are you single?
-the girl in coral, not pink shirt ;)
Sunday, 27 April 2014 03:41 PM
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To everyone that was at 103 washington friday night, seeing as the homeowner took the fall instead of everybody getting underages. So why not throw some money towards the homeowner? Who else is on board with this?
Sunday, 27 April 2014 03:40 PM
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To the guy at the color run this morning, you are tall and had spiked hair. You took a picture of my green teeth. I am really hoping you are from Eau Claire and single because I would like to see you again.