To the guy working at Printing Services Monday night- dang man, them eyes!
P.S. you apparently had a 20min conversation with my roommate about Sussex, Hamilton HS and QuadGraphics- realized the reason I thought you looked familiar is you were at my prom with a girl in my science honors class! *Cue its a small world after all

To the girl who cries in the room next to me for a solid 2 hours at least 3 times a week. Stop. Just stop. We've all been dumped. You broke up a while ago and you already have a new guy that you're seeing on the regular. Everyone deals with break ups differently, but this is too much. You constantly crying to your poor new boyfriend about how your ex broke your heart is extremely selfish. How bout try to be grateful for the new guy...

Ever since the incident in towers south this weekend, I now bring a metal bat with me into the shower. I dare a pervert to try to come in my shower. See what happens.

I never leave Towers computer lab without being annoyed. Seriously, put your paper into the printer BEFORE you click "print". Sick of annoying freshman using my paper because they print something while I'm going to my computer to hit the button like a normal person.

My electric blanket is the only thing that loves me. #offcampushousing

Should I be flattered that my man asked me if he could video tape me giving him head? I don't know whether this is just weird or a compliment.

I wish I had a caf buddy...its like a fuck buddy, just instead we only hit each other up when we are hungry and have no one else to turn to

Kyra. Your performance at RATCo was PHENOMENAL! Your beauty and talent are beyond comparison. Thank you for sharing such an amazing piece :)