So freshman year is almost over and I still don't have any actual friends. Sick dude. I've thought about trying to meet people on here in the past but I feel like it would be more of a pity friendship than an actual one. Eh whatevs, life goes on.

I guess my confession is I wish i knew how to move past friendly acquaintances in class to friends in our free time.

I get a hangover if I drink more than 2 drinks.
WHY can't weed be legal? I just want to feel good, have fun, stay legal and NOT be hungover.

Being "drunk" is not an excuse to verbally attack a friend. I don't care how "fucked up" you are after ONE drink, that you think it's ok to attack a friend of yours every. damn. time. Seriously grow the fuck up.

I jerk off 3 times daily.

Ashely G, you're in my physics lab on Tuesdays and oh my god. You are nothing short of perfection. We usually make eye-contact throughout the lab but I just hope that I can finally man up and make an attempt to talk to you before this school year is done.

The only reason why I grew a beard, so women would run their hands through it. Yet there are no women who have would like to do so. Do women find beards intimidating or just off putting?

There's this gorgeous guy named Jeffrey that works at the Plaza in EC. He's got a tattoo sleeve on his right arm and I need to go on a date with him.

I seriously hope the dating pool after college improves... I haven't met many guys here I want to date.