Willing to pay someone $30 to do my HTML assignment for IS 240

Even though I am sleeping next to my current girlfriend, I still dream about my ex.

There is too much blood in my alcohol stream.

Some idiot yesterday told me I was musically inept because I really like Panic at the Disco which is "emo punk crap". 1. you're musically inept because you DONT like panic at the disco and 2. please listen to Pretty. Odd. and tell me they're exclusively emo punk. No. And why

Popping a zit that hits the mirror is like the best feeling ever. I like to leave it on the mirror as a trophy for my hard work. My roommate still hasn't noticed.

This whole Wake Up Now and Vemma/Verve think is getting annoying. I'm in college, do you really think I have $100 to sign up and time to make sure everyone else is doing their job by signing people up while going to class, studying and working? No. I don't. Plus they both look like pyramid schemes.

It takes me approximately one game of solitaire to poop.

I dated this girl once because I fell in love with her voice. I'm a sucker for a good alto