To the guy in my human geography class Tuesday/Thursdays at 11 wearing the blue brewers sweatshirt and green hat with longish brown hair. You're so incredibly cute. Please tell me you're single??!!

Morgan G, I see you sometimes in McPhee. I would love to get to know you...and spot you ;) Are you single?

Last weekend a group of my friends drove to EC for the weekend. We played pick up basketball with a group of guys and one of the dudes just destroyed his ankle. Later that night we all went out drinking and ended up at the kids bondfire. He was on crutches and his ankle had doubled in size but he was throwing back beers like a champ. Moral of the story: Alcohol isn't the answer, Alcohol is the question. "yes" is the answer.

To the girl in the SSS computer lab today (5/1) at 9am. You have curly brown hair, khaki pants, and a grey/black jacket. You were talking with a few other girls at the time about the printers…I see you in McPhee once in a while and I think you’re gorgeous. What is your name? I would love to get to know you!

Attention, modern art enthusiasts:
Though I much appreciate your love for a strange and original art form, I wish it were only kept temporarily, and solely for your own enjoyment. So please, if you are an artist who expresses themselves by arranging large clumps of your hair all over the walls in the shower, keep in mind that not everyone else may not have been interested in visiting your display. Wash it off people, it's not that hard!
Thank you. :)

To the person who likes Panic at the Disco. I am not the person who told you they were "emo punk crap," however, I listened to four "different" songs at random from Pretty. Odd. and I would like to say that they all sounded that same. I do respect your choice in music, but I would like to introduce you to another band to listen to. Tenement. They are from Wisconsin, Appleton particularly, and arguably one of the best bands from Wisconsin.
There are much better band out there than Panic, that don't sound the same in "different" songs.

Josh M.. Are you single? I think you are so cute! But I'm too shy to get to know you!

Conservative/Republican girls are a huge turnoff. They are so pretentious, ignorant, and judgmental! It drives me crazy.