I just washed my towel the first time this academic year.

Someday I am going to stop holding back and actually punch the people that piss me off. There will be so many people with broken noses.

Normally I don't care about this kind of stuff and I'm not really a feminist (I consider myself a humanist overall) but I don't like the phrase "basic bitch" or other phrases/words like that. I think it's really demeaning and hurtful. I hear people say that all the time about girls in general and it's offense. Another thing I don't like is calling a girl a slut when they're obviously not. A friend of mine told me that he called a girl a slut for no apparent reason, when in fact she isn't. I rarely slut shame someone(only if someone is having crazy amounts of unprotected sex and is spreading STDs or something) but I know not to say that just because I'm pissed off. I wish people could be more respectful and not say shit like that to us girls or anyone else.

I spend a lot of time day dreaming about if every professor from each College of (blank) joined up and they all fought in a gladiator/Anchorman style fight what college would emerge victorious.

Other college confession pages: didn't wear panties today, got up to give a speech and someone told me my zipper was down - you could see everything! *likes and lol's in comments*
UWEC confession page: I'm privileged, you have brown hair and ily but you don't know it, the chancellor did this wrong, panic! sucks, etc. *long debate in comments*
The arguing and debating is great! Shows the passion and intellect at this college! But on the CONFESSION page? Can't their be an anonymous DEBATE page?
I don't know, I come here to hopefully laugh...I think I have like, twice..
P.S. I can't wait to hear all the snarky comments about this not being funny and causing a "debate."

So, this is an honest question about affirmative action. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, I'm really just asking a question. If the population is 75% white (these numbers are all made up) and 25% other races, doesn't it make sense for 75% of the employed people to be white? If, in this situation, employers actively hired people of minority until 50% of people employed were white and 50% of of color, then isn't that discriminatory? The same applies to scholarships/college admissions as well.

All of your musical tastes suck. Try listening to the real stuff sometime, stuff with heart and soul like Gladys Knight and the Pips, Dianna Ross, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, etc.

I wish the female logic of dating assholes applied to other situations in life. You're looking for a new car and you’re like, "Yeah, I want a Porsche with leather seats, sun roof and navigation system, and I won't settle for anything less! I’ve been waiting and saving everything for this, and I deserve the best one out there!" But then when you go to the dealership you end up coming home with a rusty ass 1987 Toyota that barely moves, blows gaskets frequently, and has a ton of miles on it. That’s basically what it amounts to. “Well I'm gonna say I want all of these qualities in a man, but then I’m gonna date this guy who has none of those qualities and never will.” I guess it’s a challenge. Maybe you can change the flat tire that the last girl couldn’t. “It only stalls during rush hour because it loves me!”